lol sorry guys I know this is a fail but its the msg that counts (;
(via smi1ing)
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
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personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
(Source: bigstupidbaby, via hotboyproblems)
THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM
(Source: lizlemonism, via hotboyproblems)